Jess's Salad
                      Jess Lakota was a dear Saint of God who could spin quite a good yarn, complete with authentic sounding ethnic accents when appropriate. He was fond of saying, “Now I don’t mean to tell you what to do…” and then proceed to do exactly that. He was known for many things but has been immortalized by this simple salad, a favorite of the café crowd. 
                      
                        - 1 bag Salad Mix
 
                        - Crushed Fritos – as many as you like
 
                        - Vandalia Onion Dressing - as much or as little as you like
 
                        - Mix everything together and serve